Terms of Service
Last updated: March 12, 2026
Welcome to Appetite for Crayons. These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your use of our website at appetiteforcrayons.com and all AI products and services offered by Appetite for Crayons, a brand of KMD Squared LLC ("we," "us," or "our"). By using our products, you agree to these Terms.
1. Services
Appetite for Crayons provides AI-powered automation products for businesses, including but not limited to:
- Aria: AI-powered answering service that handles inbound calls, books appointments, answers questions, and routes urgent matters.
- Socrates Crayon: AI-powered dispute guidance tool for homeowners (coming soon).
- Anonymizer: AI-powered PII-safe document processing for law firms (coming soon).
2. Subscriptions & Billing
Our products are offered as subscription services billed on a recurring monthly basis through Stripe. By subscribing, you authorize us to charge your payment method on file each billing cycle. Prices are subject to change with 30 days' notice.
3. Cancellation & Refund Policy
You may cancel your subscription at any time. Cancellations take effect at the end of your current billing period — you will continue to have access to the product until then. No partial refunds are issued for unused time within a billing period.
30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee: If you are not satisfied with our product within your first 30 days of service, contact us at hello@appetiteforcrayons.com and we will issue a full refund.
4. Acceptable Use
You agree not to use our products to:
- Violate any applicable law or regulation
- Transmit spam, robocalls, or unsolicited communications
- Misrepresent the AI as a human being in contexts where such disclosure is legally required
- Use the service for any illegal, harassing, or harmful purpose
- Attempt to reverse-engineer, decompile, or disassemble our products
- Interfere with the security or integrity of our systems
5. AI Disclaimer
Our products use artificial intelligence to process calls, generate responses, and perform tasks. While we strive for accuracy, AI systems are not infallible. Responses generated by our AI are not guaranteed to be 100% accurate in all situations. You are responsible for reviewing AI-generated outputs (such as call summaries and appointment bookings) and confirming their accuracy.
Our AI products are tools to assist your business — they do not constitute legal, medical, financial, or professional advice.
6. Intellectual Property
All content, code, AI models, branding, and materials on our website and in our products are owned by KMD Squared LLC and are protected by copyright and intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from our materials without written permission.
7. SMS/Text Messaging Terms
By opting in to receive text messages from Appetite for Crayons or from a business using our Aria AI answering service, you agree to the following:
7.1 Program Description. Appetite for Crayons (KMD Squared LLC) and businesses using our Aria AI answering service may send SMS and MMS text messages for the following purposes:
- Appointment confirmations and reminders
- Missed call follow-ups
- Service updates and scheduling changes
- Responses to your inquiries
- Review and feedback requests
- Business-related notifications from the company you contacted
7.2 Opt-Out. You may opt out of receiving text messages at any time by replying STOP to any message. After opting out, you will receive one final confirmation message and no further messages will be sent unless you opt in again. You may also request removal by emailing hello@appetiteforcrayons.com or calling (615) 669-5643.
7.3 Help. For assistance with text messaging, reply HELP to any message, email hello@appetiteforcrayons.com, or call (615) 669-5643.
7.4 Message Frequency. Message frequency varies depending on your interactions. You will not receive more than 10 messages per month unless you initiate additional conversations.
7.5 Message and Data Rates. Message and data rates may apply. Appetite for Crayons does not charge for text messages, but your mobile carrier's standard messaging and data rates will apply. Check with your carrier for details about your plan.
7.6 Carrier Liability Disclaimer. Carriers (including but not limited to AT&T, T-Mobile, Verizon, and US Cellular) are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages. Message delivery is subject to effective transmission from your mobile carrier and network availability.
7.7 Age Restriction. You must be 18 years of age or older to opt in to receive text messages from us. By opting in, you confirm that you are at least 18 years old.
7.8 Consent. Consent to receive text messages is not required as a condition of purchasing any goods or services. You provide consent when you submit your phone number through a website form, verbally confirm your number during a call, text a keyword such as START or YES to a business number, or provide your number in person or via email for appointment scheduling.
For complete SMS terms, see our SMS Terms & Conditions.
8. Data & Privacy
Your use of our products is also governed by our Privacy Policy, which describes how we collect, use, and protect your data.
9. Service Availability
We strive to maintain high uptime for all products. However, we do not guarantee uninterrupted service. Planned maintenance, third-party outages, or unforeseen circumstances may temporarily affect availability. We are not liable for damages resulting from service interruptions.
10. Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, Appetite for Crayons and KMD Squared LLC shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of our products. Our total liability for any claim shall not exceed the amount you have paid us in the 12 months preceding the claim.
11. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless KMD Squared LLC, its officers, directors, employees, and agents from any claims, damages, losses, or expenses arising from your use of our products or violation of these Terms.
12. Modifications
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated date. Continued use of our products after changes constitutes acceptance of the new Terms.
13. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Tennessee. Any disputes arising from these Terms shall be resolved in the courts of Tennessee.
14. Contact Us
If you have questions about these Terms, please contact us:
Appetite for Crayons — KMD Squared LLC
Email: hello@appetiteforcrayons.com
Website: appetiteforcrayons.com