AI-Powered Business Tools

Creative Intelligence.
Real Results.

Appetite for Crayons builds AI products that handle the work you shouldn't have to. From answering every call to researching every case — we automate the grind so you can focus on growth.

AI That Works for Your Business
We build intelligent automation products that save you time, capture more revenue, and never take a day off. Every product is designed for real businesses solving real problems.

Built With AI at the Core

Every product we ship is powered by advanced artificial intelligence. Not buzzwords — actual AI that understands context, learns from interactions, and gets smarter over time.

Designed for Real Businesses

We don't build toys. Our products serve HVAC companies, plumbers, electricians, law firms, medical offices, agencies, and anyone who needs to do more with less.

Privacy & Security First

Your data stays yours. We follow industry best practices for data protection and give you full control over what our AI accesses.

The Crayon Box
Each product is a different crayon in the box — a specialized AI tool built to solve a specific business problem brilliantly.
Socrates Crayon
Coming Soon

Self-contained AI legal research assistant for law firms. Runs on your own server for maximum privacy.

  • Private, on-premise AI — your data never leaves
  • Legal research & case law analysis
  • Document summarization & brief drafting
  • Trained on your firm's specific practice areas
AI Web Chat
Coming Soon

Intelligent website chat widget that engages visitors, qualifies leads, and answers questions in real-time.

  • Engages visitors the moment they land
  • Qualifies leads before they reach your inbox
  • Answers FAQs from your knowledge base
  • Seamless handoff to live agents when needed
AI Receptionist
Coming Soon

Smart IVR phone system that greets callers, routes to departments, handles voicemail, and escalates urgent matters.

  • Natural-sounding voice greetings
  • Intelligent call routing by department
  • Voicemail transcription & delivery
  • Urgent escalation protocols
Meet Aria

Aria is your AI-powered answering service. She picks up every call your business receives — day or night — and handles it like a pro. No more missed calls, no more voicemail black holes, no more lost revenue.

  • Never Miss a Call

    Aria answers every inbound call 24/7/365. Nights, weekends, holidays — she's always on.

  • Books Appointments

    Connected to your calendar, Aria books appointments directly while she's on the call with your customer.

  • Knows Your Business

    Trained on your FAQs, services, pricing, and policies so she answers questions accurately — like a team member.

  • Smart Escalation

    Urgent calls get routed to you immediately via SMS or call transfer. Aria knows the difference between a question and an emergency.

24/7
Availability
100%
Calls Answered
<1s
Pickup Time
Choose Your Plan
No hidden fees, no long-term contracts. Every plan includes a 30-day satisfaction guarantee — if Aria doesn't deliver, you get a full refund.
Monthly
Annual Save ~17%

Starter

Perfect for small businesses

$297/mo
 
  • 24/7 AI call answering
  • Appointment booking
  • Custom FAQ training
  • Call summaries & transcripts
  • SMS notifications
Get Started

Enterprise

For teams that need it all

$997/mo
 
  • Everything in Pro
  • Custom AI voice & personality
  • CRM & software integrations
  • Dedicated account manager
  • White-glove onboarding
Get Started

Stop Losing Customers to Missed Calls

Every missed call is a missed opportunity. Aria picks up in under a second — 24/7 — so you never lose another lead.

30-day money-back guarantee. No contracts. Cancel anytime.

Get in Touch
Have questions about our products or want to learn more? We'd love to hear from you.

Company

Appetite for Crayons
A product of KMD Squared LLC

Products & Services

Appetite for Crayons provides AI-powered automation products for businesses, including AI answering services, AI web chat, AI receptionist/IVR systems, and AI legal research tools. Our products are offered as subscription services billed on a recurring monthly basis.

Billing & Refund Policy

All products are billed monthly via Stripe. You may cancel your subscription at any time — cancellations take effect at the end of the current billing period. If you're not satisfied within your first 30 days, contact us for a full refund. No long-term contracts required.

SMS / Messaging

By providing your phone number, you consent to receive AI-generated call summaries, appointment confirmations, and service notifications from Appetite for Crayons. Message frequency varies. Message and data rates may apply. Reply STOP to opt out at any time. Reply HELP for support.